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| My Chemical RomanceThe Black Parade2006 Warner Bros.
Review by: colin See others by this writer The Black Parade (link) Only registered users can post comments Published on October 24th 2006
"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me!"
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ALL OF U FUCKERS WHO COMMENT ON MCR LIKE THAT GET A FUCKING LIFE! Some people have different taste in bands, and to me, my chemical romance is the best fucking band in the world...But thats just me. all u motha f*ckers who don't likee this shiit y u wastin ur tiime puutttinnn them&their fans down....get a liffee or gooo to hell!!!! score is for user indianna - this review summed up in words what i've been trying to say for a year and a half now. i used to be completely enamored by mcr when i heard three cheers for sweet revenge, not because it was the popular thing to do (and i was in seventh grade, so listening to music for the actual musical content was rare), but just because i could listen to songs of theirs over and over again and i'd get chills every time. they are so rocken cool! i love their song the black parde hahaha! they think they're Queen! how cute... hey i love this song it is really kewl but kind of sad i guess ok well bye Eh. This album is fun. Sure, it has no real substance, but that doesn't make it suck. It makes the people who produced it suck. But, hey, I'd rather listen to this album than get poked in the eye with a sharp stick. Seriously, what's with MCR fans and saying that their music saved their life? This album is meh. Teenagers is catchy, the beginning of Black Parade or whatever the fuck it's called is kind of cool. Mostly mediocore, I could find better shit, I could stand some of this shit. Anyone on here telling someone to like it or hate it is a douche, people have different opinions on music, get the hell over it. I have to give my kudos to them, they are still a good band. but it seems that fame has gone to their heads. The sound didn't change much. More guitar and a bit more slow songs... To each their own. "Seriously, what's with MCR fans and saying that their music saved their life?" Dear person below me, ok ive had it!! u mother f*ckers need to stop HATING on every good band!!!u have no mother f*cking clue what good music is!!! My Chemical Romance is BETTER THAN U!!!! id like to hear u do an abulm like this!!! its HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!! pay attenion here u f*ckers!stop trying to f*cking FORCE UR OPIONIONS ON THE PPL WHO LIKE My Chemical Romance!!!! i love this band along w/ some others an d if u dont like it F*CK U!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck emo; i love that to everyone who does not like this band/album: fantastic record. colin, you're a douche. f**k!! the 1st album did rock but this one is really awful!! MCR will never have a better future in the music industry if they continue the kind of music they had on "The Black parade"..they really sound bad and only high school bitches can listen to their annoying music..i don't like this one. Ok 1st of all this album rocks 2nd mcr kick ass 3rd of all their concerts are amazing!! so all u hater go 2 hell..... Seriously, what's with MCR fans and saying that their music saved their life? i didnt like them but this album got me into them my chemical romance saved my life and i love it!!! my chemical romance i s the best thing ever!u guys rock!i luv u guys! Not great, but i like it. omg me n my friends luv them with a firey,burning passion all their albums r just totally amazing and the black parade completely topped it off n the songs r so catchy its great :DD ok, I love mcr. I am going to see them in may but that is so far away for know i'll just listen to them on my mp3 player. Lip rings look COOL!!! This band is a fucking joke. There is nothing that sets them apart from anything else. I hate this psuedo-emo dog shit. damn. you people make GayRudeBoysUnite look smart. i fucking love you guys. insperation i loveeeeeeeeeeeee everthing about this album. my favorite songs are "teenagers", "cancer", and "famous last words". Oh yeah, here's my score. Also I just want to add that it's very easy to pay the shit out of my chem, but remember that they actually took a huge leap of faith and it's paid off. Geez, a bit harsh! My Chem deserve more kudos for making an album where I find it hard to pick out my faves, cos they're all so good. Come on! Who doesnt find Dead's lalalas infectious and entertaining? The concept of the album isn't only about illness, it;s about losing someone you love, it's about death, it's about regret. And I think anyone could take that seriously, while listening to some kickass tunes from a band who cares about what they write about. Leftover Crack! yeah that's a good band. pay no attention to cadavermine. and one more thing,Colin,Billy Corgan is a god,so watch yourself,he may strike you down. I never liked MCR,but this is a decent album,.With a release like this they may actually stand a chance of being around for a while.I'm not even really a fan of them,but I love the whole new arena rock sound,they'll never be Queen,but if you're gonna follow in someone's footsteps ,it might as well be Queen. oh yeah and honestly if you got nothing good to say about My Chemical Romance then dont bother wasting your time moaning about how shite they are. that is just really sad. this review is crap, its completely wrong. I agree with MrTimmerz in the fact that MCR has gotten good reviews on mass media, but MCR is commercially-directed; these guys are not true punk artists to the eyes of hardcore punk rock fans, and I kinda share that belief. I mean, these guys are acting, at least in this album, as kids that strum guitars and sing lyrics deserving of boy bands, unlike their preceding album. This is the idea they should avoid if they don't wanna end in oblivion by the punk fans. They should go back to their speedy ways of Three Cheers and be more aggressive on the lyrics, whether based on stories or not. You're an idiot for liking mcr. I don't think much of Colin either. HE HATES COHEED! I have several points to make on the stupidity that the writer is spreading around. Cutting short with their desire of merging N'Sync-like lyrics and vocals w/punk rock, as well as tuning up with bands like Atreyu, Ill Niño and legendary band The Offspring will do enough to boost MCR's musical quality. They have the talent, all they have to do is make the fuckin' most outta it.... How can you people say this band is good? MCR is so fucking lame. Well! to tell you the truth i found nothing wrong with the CD i loved it... sooooooo i seriously don't c where any of you are coming from. Mcr, truly not one of the greates band ever, I find this album, strangely good, although i agree it does as you suggest have all the qualities of some awesome sing-along with me I am mass produced even without the makeup and 'emo' hairstyles type music to it (although they seem to be ripping off Queen/the Offspring an awful lot). but thats what popular music is, and does. the black parade wasn't as horrible as the review [kudos by the way on that writing..i almost forgot my own opinion] makes it out to be&& maybe their sound is alittle 'done' but what works works mcr is NOT one of the greatest bands of all times. gerard is not a lyric god and if this makes you angry then FUCK YOU! I dont even get why you people even bother writting this stuff coz it is all lies! mcr is one of the greatest bands of all time! this album is one of the best albums i have ever heard. they have real good beats and amazing lyrics! gerard is a lyric god [btw]! so what is the point. half the poeple on this site disagree coz they no mcr rocks. so shut up and write about something that is important and not making people angry! [screw yooh] This album sucks!!! this album was very good. catchy songs. very. this whole album is good. there is like 1 song that could be thrown out && put a different one in it. this whole album is about going though a hard time && overcoming it. i like this one. call me stupid, call me anything you want. i love my chemical romance. they are amazing. you know I don't know why I even bother looking at news or reviews on here anymore because some(not all) of you inconsiderate people on here just flame on the bands!!!Seriously it's getting old!!! If you don't like the band then why bother reading their news or reviews?It's so pointless!!!but wait no you'd rather just piss people off that really love the band right?have some respect. I don't care for some bands too but I also don't look up info and news about them so I can write in their comments and say well they suck!.. blah blah blah.It's rude and disrespectful to the people who really like them.I myself Love MCR to death and I think they have worked very hard to get where they are now!I have all of their albums AND I love them all. I've seen them live twice also and they were great! If you absolutely hate them,then that's your opinion but we don't need to hear about it.And I don't need to hear people say" well you obviosly have no taste in music if you like (band's name)" Everyone has different a different taste in music and is entitled to like what they want. So people don't need other people telling them what's music and what's not.If you like a certain type of music and think it's MUSIC then it is to you and no one should tell you different .MCR is music to me!So I am proud of their new album and I think it is absolutely amazing!! this cd is awsum! whoever thnks differnt,well u obviously dont know what real music is! black parade, teenager, and mama are effin sweet! so yeah.. Open quesiton to colin: how does comparing MCR to greenday give u a credible musical opinion? Talking bout Green Day. They suck, they ruined themselves with American Idiot. The old stuff ruled. Goodness me there's a lot of prejudice people on here. I'll admit the review was well written with a pretty good vocabulary but being a musician I think this album is a work of musical genius. Not everyone can come up with an entire album full of catchy riffs and outstanding structure. Sure there's not a lot of depth to the lyrics but thats not what everyone listens to music for. I personally think Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen are the most boring people on earth. I could think up their song structures in my sleep, but they do have good lyrics. So to each his own, and I love everything about this album. Especially the theatrical elements. Plus I was raised on musicals. "the black parade" is not the best album of mcr... I better like the first album of my chemical romance.... But "mama" is a very cool song..... Www. Rasmusgirlfree2. Skyblog. Com "While it may not be a more important story than the one Green Day was trying to tell with American Idiot, MCR somehow manages to make a much more entertaining one." That was a pretty good review. But after reading it, I think you should have given it less than 2 and a half stars. If you hate this record as much as you say, then give it only one star. You dont have to give it a minimum of 2 just because its MCR. MCR is not emo. I don't even know why you bother reviewing albums on this site. It's like those websites that say they sell "punk, ska, hardcore, oi and emo" cds or clothing. "as an impartial observer, i find this alllll very amusing... reminds me of when i was a teenager and everyone was arguing over "ennema of the state." i'm pretty sure most of you won't give a care over MCR in a few years, and looking back this'll all sound so silly." I still like you colin... Open quesiton to colin: how does comparing MCR to greenday give u a credible musical opinion? Theatrics are great, i mean, look at alice cooper! now that's badass theatrics! but the problem i have with MCR is they're using the theatrics to distract us from BLAND songs... at least blink182 had a good backbeat... Open quesiton to colin: how does comparing MCR to greenday give u a credible musical opinion? as an impartial observer, i find this alllll very amusing... reminds me of when i was a teenager and everyone was arguing over "ennema of the state." i'm pretty sure most of you won't give a care over MCR in a few years, and looking back this'll all sound so silly. this is a fantastic album, no butts.. and colin you sound like a music reviewer who never made it to a publisher Good review. I don't agree with it, but it was well written and opinionated. It was the exact opposite review of the Alternative Press review. The person who reviewed this album in AP had their nose so far up this bands ass it was ridicluous... Oh and please enlighten me on the 'meaningful message' that American Idiot conveys for years to come, cause last time I checked, American Idiot was a concept album about a chap called the Jesus of Suburbia, NOT a political statement that most people make it out to be "I've been going to punk shows for the past 15 years (my first was Descendents)" I don't think your review is good. It's going to be pretty amusing when Hanna Montana out sells these geeks when sales come in next week... I loooove every single track on this album!!!!!! The video for that first single hits every "I've seen this in 1,000 rock videos before" button known to man. What is with the singer's facial expressions? I disagree with colin. I have been arguing with him on this board (I have two previous comments). I think his review is unfair. I looked at his website and think he's a bit pretentious. That all being said, I really like the guy. He's funny. Some of his reactions have been funnier than the comments he's replying to and he's taking a beating from some of these people in good stride. "go kill yourself, colin." Extremely well-written review, even if I don't agree with it. I really couldn't care less of this band, but really, that chorus for that one song where in the video he's preaching at a funeral, you can't deny. It's quite the epic chant. As a whole, the album is pretty bland and pretentious in terms of the music, but you have to admit, the production is incredible. It sounds extremely crisp and clear. So yeah, score is for the production. concept albums kick ass This band eats testicles like there's no tomorrow. I wasn't sure how this album was going to sit wih me. I dimissed it upon first listening, but then I grew to like it. I know that their fans suck (for the most part) but the album is pretty good. It's catchy and has really good moments. i love this album Hey, I need some help. To This Anonymous Person: Okay my comments are all failing. My god you MCR lovers are retarded. Go find some fucking talent. Oh wait, you probably listen to Panic! at the Disco as well. I feel bad for you. My god you MCR lovers are retarded. Go find some fucking talent. Oh wait, you probably listen to Panic! at the Disco as well. I feel bad for you. i'm sure its been stated (because there are way more replies than i care to read right now), but if you've written a review of this album and it doesn't speficially mention Queen or Pink Floyd, you have no business reviewing this album. i'm sorry colin, but you have no business reviewing this album. yes, american idiot is a very strong place to start making comparisons (especially if you begin with the single), but there are so many other influences that are more strongly apparent than that one, that to not have mentioned them shows this band has actually gone over your head as a music reviewer and deserves far more credit than you're giving them. from a production and arrangement stand-point alone, they've excelled not only above other bands of their genre, but even american idiot. the complexity of the arragemnets and layering is far more interesting than anything on american idiot. all that being said, i'm not saying i like the record, i'm just pointing out that this record has its merit and deserves to properly reviewed, which in my opinion you have failed to do. So I guess that anonymous guy should "cave in (my) fucking head" Yeah, he's a winner ... My god you MCR lovers are retarded. Go find some fucking talent. Oh wait, you probably listen to Panic! at the Disco as well. I feel bad for you. Go suck shit! MCR rocks balls! I fucking luv them, and if give them any more crap I'm gunna cave in your fucking head. response to various comments that probably don't deserve it. dude, if you're too tough, go stream the new Converge CD already. "my chemical romance worked hard" "I know this is a critique but theres no need to be so harsh my chemical romance worked hard to make this album and try to keep their fans happy." To Damnitsderek: I don't understand what you mean? I'm just trying to say that you shouldn't put something in a certain group when it's not right. We need a "Most Controversial Review of the Week" feature in Navel-Gazing. There's nothing worse than an educated, well spoken, screamo fan. We need a "Most Controversial Review of the Week" feature in Navel-Gazing. "Your review is unprofessional and biased. You're so punk." Well its true when you write a review you should look at the bands strengths and weaknesses. However if you review a band that you dislike in the first place its obvious your review is going to be bias against them. Tell us colin which artists do you like and have you reviewed any of their albums? If you have I'm sure the reviews will be singing the artists praises basically just because you like them. I know this is a critique but theres no need to be so harsh my chemical romance worked hard to make this album and try to keep their fans happy. kudos to you for giving an honest review on this record. To Damnitsderek: I don't understand what you mean? I'm just trying to say that you shouldn't put something in a certain group when it's not right. I had the displeasure of seeing this album performed on television. You're defending My Chemical Romance from being pop by saying Evanescence is pop? To Vek21: Are you saying that out of every band that you like none has ever made a crappy music video? I mean come on, most music videos today suck on some degree but my God don't ever compare m.c.r. to Marilyn Manson. And I don't know what you’re talking about when you say that this album sounds like the last album because it's taken a completely different turn. For one, all of the people who have never heard this album yet say it sucks based on who m.c.r. WERE, do not make any sense at all. And like what someone wrote before, it's not possible that most of you heard the album because it just came out, so don’t say you have. You have no right to be commenting on this at all because you have nothing to back up your statement. After listening to this album, I will basically say that this album is pretty much the same as the last album with a tiny bit of change. It follows the whole dark premise writing album that the last one has, the guitars & drums are still giving you a poppy type beat to have you stay a tiny bit interested and the vocals also still have the catchy type dark choruses that Gerard was known for in the last album. What does this mean? That no matter how many people want to say it is over produced, or how many people love MCR, you have to understand that there is still no progression and no change...what? oh wait the rock opera idea that Queen put on is now on this album so we should give MCR a tiny bit of credit saying that they did change? Fuck no! It is easy for a band to take a style that already existed and mimmick...My advice is that if you like this album, great good for you because you found something that interests you and suggest that your friends (who probably listen to this nonsense) that they buy this album and for the people who want some new movement, a new style, a new era...keep searching because MCR will not EVER give you something that someone has not already done better. And please if we want to take it also to music videos, please remember that the Black Parade Music Video is just a sham of a Marilyn Manson video adding they gay poppy sound to it....that's all... "That word, "close-minded"? I do not think it means what you think it means. Hey MCR, Pink Floyd called. They want their concept back. To Scruffy- "I think that is the most close minded comment on this whole page!" I don't know, listened to it twice and it seems a lot better than their last album. Their new drummer is much better and the songs seem more interesting. Referring to me? I don't read AMG reviews. Way to entirely rip off All Music Guide's review. O.K. I sat down last night and actually listened to the entire album. Besides the fact that they stole 80% of the guitar work from Queen and the intro song reminds me vaguely of a track off "The Wall", I guess it is the best this band could have possibly done. After releasing only one big "pop" album you gotta figure that they felt the need to be "taken seriously" And while this CD may stand the test of time for a) People 15 and under b) People that love 'pop' music, I have faith that people that have a legitimate good taste in music will brush this off as exactly what it is, an over produced pop album that will sweep the Grammys. And when that happens odds are I won't be watching. "I could never take these guys seriously again" i think this is actually an excellent review. after listening to the stream once i can honestly say i feel the same way. i could never take these guys seriously again The review isn't that far off. I think he was a little too harsh on the album because I happen to like it more than he did, but that's just taste. I, too, heard similarities to American Idiot, and I mentioned it to someone before even reading this review. The orchestration and arrangement of some of the songs definitely evokes the Green Day album. Nobody said the band sounds like Green Day. Just that the production of the album is similar. And it definitely is. You guys need to stop putting words/thoughts into people's mouths/minds. Just because the reviewer didn't like it doesn't mean he didn't give it a fair chance and definitely doesn't say anything about his opinions of "punk". "your hands play cds?" I think what makes this review so awkward Collin is that it seems as though you really haven't decided, at the point you wrote this, whether you like the album or not! I seems like during the review you are continuously jumping back and forth on whether you like it or not! So maybe next time just make a single opinion and stick with it! I think that was a fine review and made sense in the context about what he was talking about. I think people should complain some more, it's helpful! And you can't look at that marching skeleton without laughing. I can't even make time to listlen to this album because i am pretty sure that someone will have to pry Senses Fail's new cd out of my hands before i listen to something else! I can't even make time to listlen to this album because i am pretty sure that someone will have to pry Senses Fail's new cd out of my hands before i listen to something else! That exactly what you did in your review, colin. You're so punk. the only way this band can improve is to break up "omg i luv this band and u guys dont no anything about good music" It wasn't a surprise to see MCR panned on here, especially by the same guy that reviewed Three Cheers. I have to say I like the album. I'm not sure how long it will stay in my rotation, but for right now, I'm pretty impressed. Most people here seem to have a poor opinion of MCR, but I respect the fact that they've now released three albums, and every one of them has been significantly different. I think to just compare this record to American Idiot is cutting it short. As someone else mentioned, many of the tracks sound like they were listening to Queen when they made this. Another track had a borderline rockabilly feel, there was some country influence, and some other classic rock influence throughout. There is even the call and repeat style between the vocals and instrumentals that you'd find on a blues album. If nothing else, it shows an appreciation (from the band) for a wide variety of music, and the tenacity to try to incorporate many of these sounds, and really go against the grain of what made them so popular on the last album. Again, maybe this won't last in my rotation over the next couple years, but right now it's sounding really good, and it's just a shame that so many people are cutting it down based on the simple fact that MCR is popular with the Hot Topic kiddies, and that's just not cool. alright, i just listened to the CD. and if you haven't heard it, you can't say anything about it! despite their track record, this is like a completely different band. Colin's review is pretty intellectually lazy. Read the NY Times article from Monday instead: omg i luv this band and u guys dont no anything about good music There is a new Aiden cd coming next week! colin you listen to some really terrible music "i think what i enjoy most about the comments so far is the mini-flame war going on about green day and punk. you crazy kids keep trying to classify what is and isn't punk and people will start catching on and start calling you hypocrites on the whole "punk is about being against structure and the system" argument, you know." I expected to hate this album and I actually wouldn't have even listened to it at all if not for the single. I dug the single and decided to check it out, and my hateful heart was mildly impressed with the album. It's still not great and I don't think I'd buy it, but I like it far more than I expected to like any MCR album. i heard the new single at work and found it painful to listen to, so i stood in the way of the signal and made the radio have static for the rest of the song haha good review, i really find this band overrated. Then again, this is a website for punk music and MCR are most definately not a punk band so they're most likely to get slated on here anyway. Does anyone know if polyphonic spree are guesting in the bridge of the single? If not, what a blatant r |