The Mohawk Toupée?

Feeling like you want to be retro–punk but can't bear the thought of growing a mohawk? German "goth" outfitter Venom and Bootie has put together a "replacement" mohawk package. All that's required is a shaved head, £55 and the dream of looking like a member of The Exploited.

The site explains the product:

After 20 years of rock'n'roll'n'gin
the surviving gothic–punk is rather
thin (on top). But thanks to our
secret formula your mohawk
can be instantly regenerated.
Our hand made mohawks are designed to
look perfectly realistic and stay that way
all day and all night, using techniques
from special FX film make up to bond
to your head!

It'll go great with your tattoo sleeves.