Contests: Help Akimbo figure out "Navigating the Bronze"

Alternative Tentacles is throwing a contest in celebration of Akimbo's new full length Navigating the Bronze. Here's the scoop:

"Dude, I totally navigated the bronze last night!"

What does that sentence mean to you? This elusive phrase has not been explicitly defined by Akimbo, the band who created this mysterious album title. Many theories have been informally offered, none to our satisfaction. However, we want to make "Navigating the Bronze" as ubiquitous as "Ghostriding the Whip" or "Oh no you dih–ent!" in the youth lexicon.

We leave it up to you, the creative AT fan, to fill in semiotic gap left wide by our well–coiffed Seattle trio. Stretch those vocab muscles and enter to win a signed vinyl copies of said album Navigating the Bronze. We have two LPs, both signed and embellished by all three members of Akimbo.

That sounds like something you guys can accomplish in your sleep. Click below for details on how to enter.

Rules:

  • Define the phrase "Navigating the Bronze"
  • Use it in a sentence that reflects this meaning
  • Send your entry by DECEMBER 17, 2007 with your contact information (name, email, mailing address) to:

    akimbocontest at alternativetentacles.com

    or

    AKIMBO CONTEST
    Alternative Tentacles
    P.O. Box 419092
    San Francisco, CA 94141-9092

  • Akimbo will judge the entries. Two winners will receive signed Navigating the Bronze LPs, and we will publish the winners and honorable mentions on the Alternative Tentacles site.

    Rest assured, we won't use the e-mail/postal address provided other than to notify winners and mail them their prizes.