Teen People Strokes it and spreads STDs

"Emo punk superstars, Saves The Day and trust fund Television wannabes The Strokes have been selected by the teen version of People magazine, "Teen People" as one of the 25 "hottest stars under 25." In a seeminigly inevitable rise to the top of the charts, Saves The Day will also be featured in next month's issue of the teenie boppers rag (punkmusic.com)."
Thanks to Moldy for that one-of-a-kind headline.