Would you want to own this van? Seriously?

We got this classified ad in the news submissions: "freaking rad tour van for sale. DEATH BY STEREO, end on end, eyelid, and faded gray, have all toured in this machine. just want to pass it on to the next hardcore band. 81 dodge ram van, runs great, no trailer needed(its huge), must see, asking $1800, email unadommer@hotmail.com if interested. cruise the usa or cruise to a show in style!!"
Now, I'm not one to judge DBS and company, but if that was their van, I'm willing to bet it reeks of numerous unidentifiable odors. Regardless, there's the info, inquire if you want to. Just make sure they shampoo the carpet in it beforehand.