Minor Threat and the "Straight-Edge Conspiracy"

"For all you out there who either are straight-edge or know anything about
straight-edge or the band Minor Threat, and are in need of a good laugh, check
out http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/sxe.html
. Be sure to check out who owns the copyright for the page, adds to the hilarity
of the page. It's extremely funny, especially the last two sentences."
This site's been around for some time, but it always makes me laugh - plus, it's a slow news day. Knock yourselves out, kids, and don't forget to play the best game ever when you're done reading about how Ian MacKaye wanted to take over the world.