April Fools!

Ha ha! We got you again this year, you lovable scamps!

The stories posted earlier today were all fake. Hopefully you had a chuckle, or at least were able to up your punx cred by pointing out the fake ones. Wow! You are really, really smart! Maybe you should become like a scientist or something?

We had a laugh at your expense by:

• Saying that Warped Tour was cancelled
• Sending bad mojo towards Masked Intruder and posting that their van had been robbed
• Leaking documents claiming that Fat Mike was the guy with an afro in The French Connection
• Posting pictures showing members of the Candy Hearts were now Peta2 faves
• Naming a band after a Campbell's staple product
• Releasing tour information about an Atom and His Package tour sans Atom

However, we absolutely promise that next year, all stories on April Fools will be 100% accurate. Trust us.