April Fools!

So, um, this is embarrassing. Apparently, none of the stories that we posted earlier today were true. Whoops. Looks like we got a TON of fake press releases and just fell for every single one. That's a real shame because John G reportedly already drafted a 47 part piece about Bomb the Music Industry!'s reunion. Guess that all goes in the trash now.

Anyways, the following pieces were fake and were totally not real at all:

• Bomb the Music Industry! Announces Japan Tour, More Brooklyn Dates
• FEST to be drug and alcohol free this year
• Greg Ginn Leaves Black Flag
• Mikey Erg joins Against Me!
• Chris Farren covers Fake Problems
• Billy Joe Armstrong Recording Duets Album with bette Midler
• Chuck Ragan set to film TV pilot
• Nirvana set to reunite with Courtney Love as singer
• Glenn Danzig forms own version of Misftis, "Ms. Ftiz"
• An interview with Dale Nixon

The rest of today's stories are 100% real. We ARE a news organization, you know.