Propagandhi looking for guitarist

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beaver has left the building.
According to a "job posting" on the band's website, Canadian punks Propagandhi are looking for a new guitarist to replace outgoing axeman David "The Beaver" Guillas:

It is a sad reality, but let’s turn these frowns upside down and whip this into an exciting opportunity! Do you play guitar? Are you familiar with our music? Have you felt like you’ve been living in a dingbat-clown-idiot society since you were a little kid and always hoped your real parents from Rigel 7 would come rescue you? Well, then get at us ASAP! Women are strongly encouraged to apply!

The band invites interested applicants to email them at info@propagandhi.com