Fueled By Ramen signs the A.K.A.s

The cobras at Fueled By Ramen have added a new band to their ever-growing roster. Their name? The A.K.A.s. Here's what the FBR press release had to say:
"We'd like to send out a hearty welcome to the newest member of the FBR Family, The A.K.A.s!! The A.K.A.s deliver a whole-hearted and honest assault that is as stylish and romantic as it is raw and defiant. With their anti-boredom campaign, from state-smashing and corporate-bashing to holding hands and inventing plans, the message is more inspiring than tiring. Combine an unrelenting live show of fist-pumping power with a rebel-rousing sound as tight as Whitey's ass and The A.K.A.s are causing more than a just a stir? they might just start a revolution. THE A.K.A.s ARE EVERYWHERE!!"