Contests: Need some new holiday threads?

Okay, so we all know how the story goes - Aunt Gertrude, thinking she really knows you, buys you some clothes for Christmas. Generally they're three sizes off from what you wear, and some ghastly color combination on top of it. Well, Epitaph Records understands, and wants to ease your burden this holiday season. Below is a list of bands, with t-shirt sizes after them. We have one shirt for each band, in the corresponding size listed. In order to win, here's what you have to do: pick the band shirt you want and send an email to CONTEST CLOSED. While this email should include your name and address, the email must also include the full name of someone in the band you're trying to win a shirt from. Does that make sense? Allow me to post an example:

"My name is Joe Blow, I live on 123 Fake St. in Springfield, IL 66666. Greg Graffin is the singer of Bad Religion, now gimme their shirt!"

Make sense now? Okay, here's what's available. One shirt per person, please.
Bouncing Souls - M - Ben Horowitz
The Distillers - L - Josh Cretella
Division of Laura Lee - L - Paul Ferruggiaro
Dropkick Murphys - L - Mike Reid
Epitaph Records - L - Erik Knutson
Matchbook Romance - L - TJ Zamorano
Motion City Soundtrack - L - Mike Edwards
The Locust - L - Shammi Bindra
Pennywise - XL - Jon Follo
Transplants - M - Ted Casper
Turbonegro - L - Emily Gregor
The Weakerthans - S - Roze Harding

These bands not your bag? Was your favorite band already claimed? Are you just sick and tired of not winning contests? Well, don't forget to enter our Sex & Subversion contest, going on as we speak and ending Monday.