Goblin Cock

Bagged and Boarded (2005)

GodDamnDracula

This is one of those albums that's probably not for everyone. To determine if you are one of the people who is likely to enjoy this, please take the following simple test. Award yourself one point for every true statement. Your final score is what you would rate the album on a scale of 1 to 5. DO NOT DISPUTE THE SCORE. This test has been subjected to the scientific method, a litmus test, and some other stuff I learned in high school.

  • I enjoy bands like Black Sabbath, the Melvins, and Queens of the Stone Age. (TRUE / FALSE)
  • I own a copy of the Dungeon Master's Guide. (TRUE / FALSE)
  • I enjoy marijuana. (TRUE / FALSE)
  • Comic books are cool. (TRUE / FALSE)
  • I am a nerd. (TRUE / FALSE)

    As it happens, I am a nerd. I enjoy the occasional comic book as well as the aforementioned bands. On the other hand, I sold my copy of the Dungeon Masters Guide on eBay a few years ago and haven't smoked pot since high school. So I'll give it a solid 3.

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