There was a hilariously pretentious story about punk recently printed in Spin, but if that wasn't silly enough, someone who appears to be my (or maybe your) dad wrote this rant on the subject of the Spin article… Punk in Print is the article… here's a quote from this person who has apparently never actually heard any punk before: "Punk instrumentals sound like a beer can being eaten by a garbage disposal and punk vocals sound like the anguished cry of a guy trying to retrieve his beer can from a garbage disposal." Sure… ever heard a band from the last decade?