The other parody/humour magazine, Cracked continues to rip into modern music with their latest series detailing the "9 Biggest Wusses in Rock Today."

Their take on Panic! At the Disco is merciless:

Shame on you America for not only tolerating such wussiness but for allowing it to find success. Imagine seeing yourself in the mirror dressed like that, with that ridiculous hair, and saying "Hey, I look great, just gotta straighten my miniature tie and I'll be good to go!" Just looking at their serious smug faces makes you want to shove them inside a locker. […] Even Morrisey would smack these guys around if he had the chance.

Granted, the list confines itself to fairly obvious but it's still worth it for the shamelessly mean-spirited commentary. Picking on the pale young lads in Belle & Sebastian? That's just mean.

You can check out the entire list here.