The Dopamines' Jon Weiner has issued a statement regarding the barrage of reviews of the band's 2010 LP Expect The Worst perpetrated by Punknews.org this day. Here's what he had to say:

"I wouldn't expect a website that reviews panic at the disco bands to review our record anyway. Don't give a shit. I'm busy drinking champagne with important punk rock millionaires, which I will soon be myself. Talk all the shit you want, but you're still in your parents basement. Anyway, I have more important things to do than read some insignificant pawn of society's take on our gold record. Broadway play coming soon, posers."

We'll keep you updated as this story continues to unfold. EDIT: APRIL FOOLS!