Contributed by johngentile, Posted by Brittany Reiser
Ha ha! We got you again this year, you lovable scamps!
The stories posted earlier today were all fake. Hopefully you had a chuckle, or at least were able to up your punx cred by pointing out the fake ones. Wow! You are really, really smart! Maybe you should become like a scientist or something?
We had a laugh at your expense by:
- Saying that Warped Tour was cancelled
- Sending bad mojo towards Masked Intruder and posting that their van had been robbed
- Leaking documents claiming that Fat Mike was the guy with an afro in The French Connection
- Posting pictures showing members of the Candy Hearts were now Peta2 faves
- Naming a band after a Campbell's staple product
- Releasing tour information about an Atom and His Package tour sans Atom
However, we absolutely promise that next year, all stories on April Fools will be 100% accurate. Trust us.