Hey gang, Adam E. back with another batch of reviews. Did you hear the story about the American student who became trapped inside a sculpture of a giant vagina in Germany? Firefighters had to be called in to extricate him. It's another fine example of America representing itself well on the world stage.

Today's reviews are:

• Hard Girls - A Thousand Surfaces
• Brendan Kelly / Sam Russo - Split The Tip [7-inch]
• Allvaret - Tänk PÃ¥ Döden

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