by John Gentile
This year marks the twenty first anniversary of Punknews. To celebrate, we are releasing a line of commemorative mini-baseball bats. The bats are hand crafted from the finest artesian wood and are varnished with top-of-the-line Italian lacquers and premium clear coats. In addition to your option of classic wood, the mini-bats will also be released in a variety of custom colors, each with the iconic Punknews logo proudly eteched into the bat face. Each bat measures 18-inches and serves as a moving reminder of the site and the power of punk rock in general. In addition, the bats can be used to hit mini-baseballs or to ward off muggers who are less than five feet tall. Pre-orders are expected to go live in about two weeks.