"Dudes, you're slippin'. I had this news posted on the NOFX site like two days ago. How do you plan to compete with those other muckraking sites? Anyhow, I'm not gonna re-write the shit I just posted on the Fat site, but NOFX is playing on Conan on August 10th.

And I don't want anyone giving me shit about what a Sci-Fi fantasy nerd I am either. Thomas from Strike Anywhere once told me that he listened to the Conan soundtrack every morning before school because it prepared him for taking on the jocks. Nerd unity!"

You heard it here (not) first, I guess. Normally, we save all TV appearance announcements for our weekly Bands on TV feature, but this one's slightly big enough to warrant some individual attention.