How do you know the summer is really and truly here? There are some sure-fire signs: Your shadow gets shorter. Electricity gets louder. Killer bees arrive from the Yucatan Peninsula. Still, the summer isn't officially summer until the Warped Tour comes to town. Since no one on this site has written a review of the summer institution yet this year [Ed.'s Note: Submitted prior to recent posting, obviously], I've decided to step up and give you my account of it. It's a long show, and thus a long review, so prepare yourself...
You hear a lot of complaints about the Warped Tour, but you never seem to hear anyone complain about it taking place so early in the day. Having a show that starts at 11:00 A.M. just interferes with my sleep schedule. Not wanting to be tired all day, I really tried to get some sleep the night before. After about six hours of laying on my friend's futon, I just accepted that the Warped Tour just wasn't meant to accommodate my nocturnal lifestyle and gave up all hope of getting any sleep.
Exhausted, my friend and I got into his car and set out on our way. After about an hour of driving and a few cans of some neon green energy drink that tasted like a combination of liquefied Sweet Tarts and cat piss, I was rejuvenated and excited about a day of seeing some of my favorite bands live. We pulled into the surprisingly low-traffic parking lot at 10:56, just as our engine began to overheat and four minutes before the gates were scheduled to open. We made our way through the parking lot past a few mini-vans dropping off kids in From First to Last and Underoath shirts and approached the gate to get in line. We didn't need to get in line though, since there wasn't one. We just handed our tickets to a man with no legs who scanned them and we were in.
Once we were in, my first priority was to find the giant blow-up schedule to try to see who was playing when. The first band to play was Senses Fail on the main stage at about 11:15, 45 minutes before the show was scheduled to start, which I'm sure broke the hearts of a lot of concert-goers whose parents hadn't dropped them off yet. I don't care for Senses Fail, but I do think it's shitty to have bands play before fans are told they will begin playing. Anyway, I stood around for a song or two and watched Senses Fail. They couldn't keep my interest and the first band I wanted to see, Anti-Flag, wasn't going to play for about an hour, so I wandered around the venue to kill some time.
After looking around, I've come to the conclusion that the Warped Tour is second only to Halloween in numbers of kids playing dress-up for a day and trying to get bags of free shit. I didn't really partake in the pillaging since I didn't want to have my pockets weighed down with stickers and promo CDs. Besides, nothing being given out interested me. There were Nerf and Super Soaker tents, but they weren't giving out anything, so fuck them. As I walked around people were constantly trying to get me to buy their band's CD or to sign various petitions and e-mail lists. Near the Trojan Condoms tent, a young woman came up to me and held out a handful of condoms for me. I politely declined, but then she told me in a cheery voice that I "might need them today!" I thought about pointing out to her that sex at Warped Tour would most likely result in statutory rape charges, but I decided it was best to just go along with her and shoved the condoms into my pocket as she shouted "yay! Sex is good!" and found another victim.
After taking in the sights and sounds, I ventured back towards the main stage to wait for Anti-Flag to come on. This was to be the first time I'd seen them since the Rock Against Bush Tour in September 2004, and had put out what I feel is their best album since then, so I was interested in seeing them. I waited in the crowd in front of the stage they were to play on while Hellogoodbye finished their set. I'm not familiar with any of their songs, but they did play a cover of "Dammit" that resulted in nearly everyone within earshot singing along, although some looked slightly ashamed that they knew every word and couldn't resist joining in. Shortly after Hellogoodbye left the other main stage, the crowd started a chant of "the people united will never be divided" for a few seconds before Anti-Flag took the stage and burst into "Rank-N-File." One thing I've always enjoyed about their live shows is the energy they put into their show, and this was no exception. If you've seen Anti-Flag live before, then you pretty much have an idea of how this set was. Their set seemed to have a good balance of songs from the new album and older songs. Every song the band played was well-received by the crowd, from "Die for the Government" to "One Trillion Dollars." One notable thing about the set was that there was relatively little talking in between songs for an Anti-Flag show, even a Warped Tour one. To be fair, they still spent more time between songs talking than probably every other band there except for NOFX.
Set list:
- Rank-N-File
- I'd Tell You Butâ¦
- Underground Network
- Fuck Police Brutality
- The Press Corpse
- Got the Numbers
- This Is the End (For You My Friend)
- Die for the Government
- One Trillion Dollars
- Turncoat
Set list:
- Look What Happened
- Gainesville Rock City
- Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts
- Ghosts of You and Me
- Overrated (Everything Is)
- The Science Of Selling Yourself Short
- Soundtrack of My Life
- Plastic Cup Politics
Set list:
- Flat Pack Philosophy
- I Don't Mind
- Love You More
- What Do I Get?
- Orgasm Addict
- Ever Fallen in Love?
After No Trigger, I walked past the main stage to find it one dancing cookie short of a Chips Ahoy! commercial. I didn't really want to watch the Casualties set for a couple reasons. One was that I've already seen them a few times, and quite frankly you don't need to see them more than once. And I'd hate to make such a broad generalization, but, wellâ¦the Casualties' fans kind of smell bad. There, I said it. Choosing not to expose myself to excessive amounts of body odor, I entered the labyrinth of tents to pass some more time.
I walked past the main stage again, this time with Underoath on stage. The singer was giving some speech to the crowd about how they owe everything to Jesus, which got a lot of cheers from their crowd as they went into one of their songs. I walked around aimlessly for a while longer until Rise Against was playing on the main stage. I've never been a huge fan of Rise Against, but they were at least more interesting than walking in circles. I watched about half of their set from within the crowd waiting for NOFX to play next to a kid wearing a pink polo shirt and trucker hat. As Rise Against was ending their set with "Give It All," the kid in the pink polo shirt's girlfriend told him that she wanted to go, to which he replied "are you kidding me?!" But she won out and they made their way out of the crowd as Rise Against walked off stage. âYou poor bastard,' I thought. âI bet she made you wear that outfit, too.' I really hope she's not his girlfriend anymore, since he ended up missing one of the more entertaining bands of the day.
NOFX walked onto stage and Fat Mike introduced their set by telling the crowd "So earlier today, there was this band playing called Underoath, and they said that they dedicated their entire set list to their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Well, I've got to say, Eric and I really took exception to that. You see, we're Jews, so our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers killed Jesus. So anyway, to show how offended we are, when we put together our set list this afternoon, we decided to call it '11 Songs That Really Piss Christians Off,'" which got a huge cheer from the crowd. After a few minutes of talking, the band finally started their first song of the day, "The Brews." Just like any other NOFX show, the band spent about as much time talking as they did playing. All in all, it was a fun set. I didn't think the songs they played were that great, but that's always hit or miss with them. And though they called their set "'11 Songs That Really Piss Christians Off," I only remember ten songs being played. Oh well.
Set list:
- The Brews
- Hobophobic
- Leaving Jesusland
- You're Wrong
- Louise
- Reagan Sucks
- No Fun in Fundamentalism
- Separation of Church and Skate
- Lori Meyers
- Idiot Son of an Asshole
They started off their set with "The Gold Song," and as much as I like the recorded version of that song, it sounded even better live. Then they played "Say Anything," which has a special place in my heart since it was on the Punk-O-Rama 3 comp that made me absolutely fall in love with punk rock back in middle school. Greg then informed the crowd that "we're the Bouncing Souls, and we'll be playing some new songs for you. And some old ones, too," and went into their next song, sticking to the "less talk, more rock" formula for the rest of the show. Every song resulted in a sing-along, with Greg and the mic spending about half of the show out with the crowd. If you've never seen the Bouncing Souls live, you're missing out on one of the most consistently fun live shows in punk music.
Set list:
- The Gold Song
- Say Anything
- Lean on Sheena
- That Song
- Cracked
- The Something Special
- Hopeless Romantic
- East Coast! Fuck You!
- Midnight Mile
- Sing Along Forever
- True Believers
I drank my precious water and went over to the main stage to find a fairly large crowd that seemed to be primarily made up of concert-goers that were either over 30 or under 10 enjoying Joan Jett's set. It was kind of interesting to see the security guards singing along with songs like "Crimson & Clover" and "I Love Rock 'N' Roll." From what I saw, she seemed to put on a fun set, and the crowd was certainly enjoying themselves. Once her set ended, I made my way up closer to the stage to wait for the band I was probably looking forward to the most, Against Me! Thursday played on the other stage while I waited. I was never really a fan before, and their set didn't do anything to change that.
Against Me! took the stage as the last band of the day as Tom announced "we're Against Me! from Gainesville, Florida" and went into "Cliché Guevara." The band wasted no time between during their set, hitting the crowd with song after song. I had wondered how Against Me!'s show would translate to the Warped Tour stage, which turned out to work surprisingly well. The crowd that had gathered for Against Me! was smaller than most of the other bands on the main stage, but it was the best of the day. It became clear how dedicated their fans are with the whole crowd singing along with every word at the top of their lungs, except for a new song, which sounded strong. The amount of energy put out by the fans was matched by the band, who ended up putting on the best set of the day.
Set list:
- Cliché Guevara
- From Her Lips to God's Ears (The Energizer)
- Rice and Bread
- Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious
- Don't Lose Touch
- Reinventing Axl Rose
- Sink, Florida, Sink
- Problems
- You Look Like I Need a Drink
* - I tried to remember as much of the songs and as close to the original order as possible. Don't kill me if they're a little off.