A local Utah ABC affiliate has assembled the latest in a series of reactionary reports "alerting" parents to the dangers of "emo." Like most stories, it focuses on the perceived fears and ostensibly discusses the "cutting" and suicide undercurrents of the scene.

The piece relies heavily on Internet reports, but also like many of these reports, it doesn't properly distinguish between genuine emo and those making fun of emo and presents a perfectly surreal account.

You can check it out here.