Punk mainstay TMZ is reporting that R&B superstar and sports drink enthusiast, Robert Sylvester Kelly has completed writting an additional 32 chapters to his "Trapped in a Closet" aria. Kelly faithful may recall the previously released editions of the saga contained a mere 23 chapters, meaning Kelly claims to have completed a work that is nine chapters longer than the initial piece, which was released over two years.

But much like the story's protagonist, Sylvester, Kelly is not without adversity. Currently, Kelly is looking for financiers to undertake the funding of the epic. Kelly is quoted as saying he would love to continue what he called a, "Hip-Hopera" but, "It costs a lot of money to do… so we're actually looking for investors." In the spirit of giving, we at Punknews might suggest Mr. Kelly look into Kickstarter, which has worked well for other artists.